Surviving Conferences

One of the biggest assaults on your happiness is something called a conference.A conference is essentially a group of speakers with awesome sounding qualifications and shit sounding lectures with hi-tech audio and visual aids to raise the overall pseudo seriousness and the sophistication of the venue.If you attend many conferences, your life would disappear faster than your dad's money paying your education fee.It is like attending a lecture by Uday Chopra on acting skills except that people in lectures aren't in severe physical discomfort and praying for death.But there are people who don't get bored in a conference, people who have a screwed up personal life and take such conferences as a substitute for actual social interactions,it is like your facebook thing,you just sit and watch the world speak and simultaneously feel the part of it.Also, men who are married and have wives at their home are found to not-get-bored, they have profound experience, handling adverse circumstances.They're different people altogether, it's beyond our dimensions*Respect*.
So, if you can't avoid conferences at any cost.Try enjoying them. Here are some ways-
The Thinker
Your body may sit motionless for hours,as if your limbs are paralyzed, but disengage your brain and let it wander, into your dreams, in your desires, into the space and time.
Assignment completion
We all are busy people, we don't usually find time for petty things like assignment completion, tutorials etcetera. Utilize the time. Copy !
The Reader
Cotton and a book, if it works for you.
Sleep!
The best and the most efficient way.Don't sleep 48 hours before a scheduled inevitable conference, and sleep through it, awesomest thing on earth.True story.
Trust me on this and you'd come out breathing and absolutely alive ! Best-o-luck !

माँ सुनाओ मुझे वो कहानी

माँ सुनाओ मुझे वो कहानी जिसमें राजा न हो न हो रानी

जो हमारी तुम्हारी कथा हो जो सभी के ह्रदय की व्यथा हो 

गंध जिसमें भरी हो धरा की बात जिसमें न हो अप्सरा की 

हो न परियां जहाँ आसमानी 

माँ सुनाओ मुझे वो कहानी जिसमें राजा न हो न हो रानी

माँ सुनाओ मुझे वो कहानी जिसमें राजा न हो न हो रानी 

वो कहानी जो हसना सिखा दे पेट की भूख को जो भुला दे

जिसमें सच की भरी चांदनी हो जिसमें उम्मीद की रौशनी हो

जिसमें न हो कहानी पुरानी माँ सुनाओ मुझे वो कहानी

जिसमें राजा न हो न हो रानी