Once upon a time, civilization fucked mankind, just a victim.

Friday, November 25, 2011

An Open Letter to Behavioural Sciences Dept.


Dear Behavioural Sciences Dept. ,

I’ve waited for four patient years giving you ample time to justify your existence in our lives. You, of course, miserably failed to prove any point. I am more than clueless, how, a woman some two years elder to us, who knows shit about life, preach us, what life is. Who do you hire? High heels, fake accent, fucked up grammar, faulty sentence structures, over-smart , I-can-read-your-faces kinds? Who are you kidding? Back then, when we started off, I knew things cannot be that screwed and hoped, we, the student body may will learn something from this course. What did I learn at the end of these four years?

  •        Chandrachoor  Singh is a better entertainer
  •        I’ve wasted 70 hours of my life attending this crap
I tolerated the hyper-active girl-just-turned-woman faculty with her stupid teenage analogies and the desperation to sound cool, throwing the psychological jargons. Do you not understand, we happen to be adults and have different ways of living our lives, we have different priorities, we have differing definitions, how can you preach us, what to do and what not. Yes, I am telling you to shut up. It’s high time. Are you normally that stupid or are you deliberately being obtuse? Today, in the final exam, when you asked me to define the term ‘society’, I wanted to tell you how screwed you guys are and that, even a single-celled amoeba can fucking mug up and answer the definition and still not know what it is all about. How can you prove to be yet another disappointment in life ? It’s a freaking failure of civilisation itself! Guess what, I stopped giving a fuck, like everything else in the world that’s screwed, why am taking pains to write this to you? Because you, Behavioural sciences department, accepted a journal that said, *Nationalism is militant in nature*. I, and my fellow mates can forgive you to fuck up with our brains, not , with the nation. Here’s advising you to attend Osho’s lectures. He’s pretty awesome and get things straight in your head. I hereby boycott all your grades, for you have lost all the respect and rights to grade me on my behavioural sciences skills. I hope I’m being fair, unlike you, ofcourse.

Sincerely,

A Victim