Have you ever given a thought, why a kid grows up to become a fucktard? Oh, I mean, yet another fucktard. No, right? Because you made him. Parenting in our country is like our National Hockey team. If you were wondering, yes Ignored. I’m a little more than two decades old and I’m taking the liberty to tell you how you ruin lives and eventually our country’s future. Ofcourse, those who’re already offended can stop reading and go back to whatever fuck they were doing. Sharmaji ka beta kya kar raha hai? So help me understand when you give birth to a life, do you have a plan in mind? or is it like watching Vivah the movie, where nobody knows what the fuck is hapening and the end result is really really fucked. I mean she asks jal piyenge? in 15 fucking minutes. Who talks like that? You can take 10 back to back history lessons and the movie still just wouldn't end. Get the point? Anyway, coming back, do you ever have a plan in place? or do you nurture kids like one of the contestants in Takeeshi's castle, stumbling, falling, having no idea whats going on and eventually giving up. Dear parents, if you want kids for coochi moochi, please buy a doll instead, because the damned thing will grow up, utilise depleting resources and will add to the ever growing population. It'll grow up to be thankless, stupid, pretentious, hypocrite, disrespectful, ungrateful and so on and so forth and one of them can meet me and I wont think twice to slap the fuck outta him. In case you still decide to give birth to a child, do you ever teach your kids how to question things rather than answering shit that they don’t understand? You’re kidding with a kid’s life and a country's future but ofcourse you are an aware citizen, you will outrage about everything and anything because that's what you're best at doing. You give them wrong lessons, flawed methods, unscrupulous ways to succeed and grow up to become a corporate slave. Have you ever taught him right? Have you ever asked him what he aches for, rather than asking what he wants to become when he grows up, all the fucking time. Do you ever tell your daughters that rapes and molestations are not their faults? You might've taught them their body is a temple instead, no? Do you ever slap any sense into their brains when they disrespect women? Do you make sure you respect women? Do you still suck the lives out of their souls when they score less? Are you still teaching a crocodile to climb a tree? Well, good luck with that. Have you ever appreciated them for their small acts, when they help elders? No? They'd stop it. You see what I'm saying? Rocket Science? Parenting is very very difficult, it shapes or breaks someone's future. It shapes characters, how they view this world, how they treat people, how they live their lives. Whether they grow up to become Tusshar Kapoor or Shah Rukh Khan. Bringing a life in this world, shouldn't be an experiment. Also, you deserve immense respect for the unconditional love for your child and for everything else you do for them without weighing and for tolerating their non-sense, it'll be an epic shame if they don't realise this, they'd never value anything else ever. Make them realise. If they still dont, throw them out. Please ask your boys not to rape and your girls, its not their fault. Do this and you'd bring a change in society, a change that'll matter.
P.S. My parents are awesome. Despite my fuckeries, they still haven't thrown me out.
P.P.S Burn your kids' room if they listen to Yo Yo Honey Singh. No seriously.
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