Dear placement officer,
Shut the fuck up. No, Seriously. Why don’t you understand the do-your-job-and-leave funda? Why do you have to open your mouth every every single time? What do you think, you add value? You sound intelligent? You look cool? You’re funny? Well, sir , if that is true then, I’d say, Mayawati has the best dressing sense in the world, Delhi is a home of gentle and grounded masses, Uday Chopra is the best actor in the world, India isn’t a hypocritic nation. You get the point? Your jokes are as sad as the lead actresses’ fucked up accent in a desperate attempt at humor in sab tv’s show, tarak Mehta ka ulta chashma, or even worse. No one in the world has done more damage to humanity, who trained you? Osama Bin Laden? And what’s up with that air of arrogance around you ? You’re Aishwarya Rai? You are paid to get us placed, that’s your freaking job, stop sounding like you do us a favour. Last time I saw you, you were insulting a noble soul, who didn’t laugh at your supposed joke, get a life. Will you? What was the poor chap’s fault? He had a better sense of humor? Why on earth, are you always searching for audience to convey your crap? In this world, there are two kinds of irritants, one, who just look irritating, their very appearance, gestures, irritate the hell out of you, for instance, Tushar Kapoor. Two, the one’s who look irritating, talk crap.. like our lecturers, talk more crap.. like our politicians, talk more more crap.. like women in a kitty party and then is your category, you are frustration personified. Your very aim in life is to talk shit to the point that people commit suicide wait, is that a secret mission for population control? Whatever. And sir, stop boasting the fact that you are on facebook and students disturb you as soon as you appear *online* on the chat. That, sir, makes you sound all the more stupid.Why did you freaking add all these students in the first place? And then you think you are some shah rukh khan with all that pseudo attention that means nothing. What are you? Some school going girl? And your communication skills. What do I say? That pride in your voice with screwed up English, bad grammar, faulty sentence structure, makes you look nothing less than a delusional moron. Once upon a time, I respected you. Mind your ways for I may kill you anytime sooner. You are still alive because I and others are tolerant. My atheistic self pray the lord everyday to save me from your presence around. Shut up and do your job. Nothing personal, though.
Sincerely,
A Berozgaar
4 comments:
Placement Officer's still a comparative bigwig, the amount of responsibility ppl have tends to be inversely proportional to their sense of self-importance, peons, clerks, nurses, non gazetted babus, receptionists, branch mgr.'s, junior level cops etc always tend to be megalomaniacs.
Oh and how did I forget TT's, religious functionaries, self-styled committee members, political aspirants, joint-assistant-deputy-club-personnel-secy's, and that all encompassing breed found ever so commonly in Delhi, Pradhans :P
Lol, you sound like a victim !
meh yup lol haven't u heard of that bunch of jackals who were fed up of the village dogs barkin' at 'em, decided to take some action .... made a committee and elected a Pres first thing, thing was, how do u recognise one jackal from another, so its decided to tie a red string to his tail :P right ho then, off the village at night, President leading the way.
Well, as usual, the dogs took up their duties and jackals were all running towards the fields, except the Pres who's string got stuck in something n wasn't coming loose:P wa hey, says one jackal to him, run, run for ur dignity, I want to, screams back the Pres, just can't seem to let go of this committee Presidentship!
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