Professors

Reader, suppose you're an idiot .And suppose you're a professor, oh sorry I'm repeating myself. How,then, would you torture your students ? Will you watch 'em cry for attendance ? Or will you make some Basanti dance for one mark ? Or will you take extra classes for 2 attendance, which are worth a million, and teach shit making students wanting to commit suicide or would you personally like to kill 'em using the conventional ways? or would you use your bad grammar for the same? Oh wait, probably the clothes you wear help? what say? I mean c'mon you wear flourescent flashy eye crackling material which brilliantly serves your purpose, doesn't it ? You may also flaunt your pseudo technical skills which aren't even worth a penny.Aren't you supposed to shape the country's future ? So what's the shape like? uh hold on, how about the project thingy?.. just donot approve whatever they present before you, rip them off , make them take thousands of print outs, everytime detect a new and irritating error , for instance, some punctuation error? like a misplaced fullstop or a comma ? You do know, you don't know a thing about technology and that's how you landed up here and your career sucks, don't you? but that's not the point, doesn't matter even if you're getting paid to produce bulks of good-for-nothing, technically incompetent engineers. Obviously you've had your bad phases in life and we all know how difficult it'd be for you to vent out your frustration at home.. what are students there for? kill them-abuse them-tear them apart, you'll feel better :) And seriously don't you enjoy watching people getting debarred for short attendance.. eternal bliss, ain't it ?  You guys are sadism personified. Hats off.