An open letter to my college's director

Respected DG,
actually screw that..
I just dropped in to throw light on certain issues, I may post this letter to you personally , now I understand you've absolutely no technical knowledge of anything whatsoever considering you're the director of an engineering institute you need to know things and take the necessary actions, to begin with.. Shut up, something about your voice or frequency, the pitch ..perhaps the modulation isn't really right or probably some fault with the vocal chords or something , secondly, you know what, the way you mint money  from us is making my dad eligible for the minimum daily wages offered by the government for all of the 365 days of the year, we're soon hitting the BPL.. coming to the point, our labs, to be precise VHDL (verilog hardware description language, assuming you obviously wouldn't understand that this is one of our core subjects), Control systems lab, telecommunication systems , suck , yes they do.. frustrate me , irritate me and instill suicidal tendencies in me when your employees, our faculties expect everything outta those trash and exhibit hypocricy shamelessly (with no visible sign of guilt, in fact tending towards sadism) these labs are like traffic rules of Uttar Pradesh, the traffic lights donot work, just like our faulty apparatuses (actually,non-working), theres just one difference people are not expected to follow the lights, since they dont work.. but we, on the other hand are expected to produce output from somewhere, its like expecting a dead nitingale to sing(beautifully).Believe me my father is no Tata and there isn't a scope of me marrying one, I cannot pay lacs for this crap and the hypocricy that follows. Cut it off. Also, I understand it'd have taken a lot to reach where you are today, bribes.. sources.. fake degrees..and hence your desperation to display your powers is almost justified but do you think before doin' something unreasonable ? or are you like our country's politicians? What on earth were you thinking when you closed all the entrances to our department since we were late? don't you think cwg, ayodhya drama, traffic, rains have done enough damage already ? (to our brains, mental stability.. actually I'd write another post for this) that you come into the frame and shamelessly exhibit your 'I-am-the-boss' thingy. Grow up, you're just growing older.. or simply pretend to be philantrophic and resign.
Thanking you,
sincerely,
Nikita

p.s. Nothing against the games, I happen to use exaggeration as a tool for humor.