An open letter to you, sir

Respected Sir,
Actually Screw that
Sir,
I attend your lectures only for attendance.Don't think otherwise.I always knew human beings although, evolved,are fools.You, sir pose a live example.Your incorrigible ignorance is beyond any repair.Do you, by the way,know that our planet earth is elliptical in shape and not flat ? I wonder, you do.Your technical incompetence merges so smoothly with your communication skills fuck ups, but still I wonder why don't you try taking shower once a week kinds? And change that dirt clad brown sweater which looks like its laughing at us all.At our monotony.Also, after an alcohol session, why don't you chew a mint or something? You stink, you seriously do.You really think we buy your pretending-I-know attitude? In your dreams,sir,in your dreams.Although, you are no different but you need a special mention here.Why ? since you've freaking crossed all the limits. Of late you've been asking money for some futile creepy conference and actually taking undue advantage of the shallow minds of the front benchers.Do not try our patience. People earn respect and you're trying all the ways to lose it.I've never respected you as my teacher, for obvious reasons but there was an individual respect we shared.You have so lost it.I still, sometimes wonder in my sleep, in the deep woods, amidst the infinite sea, how. How do you manage to survive.If delusion was a person, it'd be you.You are ignorance personified.You've inspired me to research on the 'survival of the foolest' theory'.I just dropped in to express my gratitude.

Sincerely,
Nikita