Shapeless ease: Kids,

You might wanna lower down the Yo Yo honey Singh’s song playing in the background to be able to read, I insist. If you still stay at your parents’ home, I must say your parents are very generous. Kids, always remember the reason your parents tolerate your shit is the unconditional and often irrational love they have for you. In the real world, sadly being cool does not help. At least your kind of cool. I usually stay away from yáll, because honestly you are mad people. No offense. I was too. Maybe, still am. I don’t give a shit about how you live your life or how stupid you can be or how you make your life decisions. It’s just cute to see how you think you know it all. Nobody does. Anyway, I write to you to tell you some shit about life, loud and very clear,

The world won’t take your crap. Come down on the ground. Swallow the reality and live with it. The saddest part is, the world does not owe you anything.

I know you can donate your kidneys to come across as cool amongst your peers, trust me it’s not just you but anyway life would no more be all about being cool. Atleast your kind of cool.

When your parents ask you to shut the fuck up, please do so.

Whenever you think A is correct, always go for B. There’s a good chance, you’re wrong. Fall, rise up again. Make mistakes, take bad decisions. In the end, it’ll all be worth it.

Respect. No, mocking somebody isn’t fun. Respect people for who they are. You don’t need a reason to respect someone. Keep your judgement to yourself, the world, I’m pretty sure, does not need it.

Do not fuck the language. Kewl is fucking not cool. Looser is not spelt like that. Try taking basic grammar lessons before you utter a word. And stop writing lyk dis. Please?

Everybody is different. You too, are. People will wonder at your uniqueness, they might laugh at you, people laugh at anything different, don’t give a fuck, never ever take it to your head or your heart. The more you take people seriously, the more your life complicates. Do what you must. Move on.

There are millions in the world who can give an arm and a leg to get what you have today. To be where you are today. The best education, great exposure to the world, you do not sleep hungry, you live in a very protected world. Acknowledge that. Br grateful. Stop crying for fuck’s sake.

It isn’t your parents’ obligation or duty to provide you good food, education, shelter and love. They chose to. They could’ve thrown you out, I would’ve. But they didn’t, despite your shenanigans. Show some humility. Be humble. Always remember, education is the biggest gift anybody can give you. I’m still overwhelmed that my parents didn’t throw me out.

Stop the blame game, if you want a better cleaner world to live in, clean the shit out. It’s that simple.

The world does not and never will, revolve around you. Stop acting like a fool all the time.

That cigarette between your fingers and the smoke airing you does not make you cool. You want to be cool? It’s in your head.

‘Mah’ is not ‘My’. Slap yourself if you think it is.

The trouble is you think you have a lot of time to do shit that you want to do. Life, kids, is too short. You just wasted your 5 minutes reading this. See?