Ssup Asaram Bapu dude,
Please take your statement back and apologize in the public
because my life depends on that. I pay attention to every shit you say and give
a fuck to all your philosophies. I am the common man citizen of India. I’ve
been unemployed for an year now and at home my wife makes my life miserable,
there’s nothing really exciting in my life so outraging about everything you
say, entertains me and gives meaning to my life, purpose is the right word. I
wasted some days of my life trying to get into the Rashtrapati Bhavan, followed
by outraging about Mr Mukherjee’s statement, I don’t really know what he said
but as an aware citizen of modern India, I stood up for my rights and asked him
to resign. I am the same person who got offended on behalf of doctors for one
Satyamev Jayate’s episode, I was too jobless that time and this seemed to be
the right thing to do. I am the same guy who blames the government for
everything and comes with creative ideas about how to run the country with 1.2
billion masses. I suggested castration for the rapists, but who listens to me? Iss desh ka kuch nahi ho sakta. I am
really hurt and my heart aches, having heard your offensive remarks. My
intolerance, hypocrisy and joblessness are the assets that I’d value for life.
I will listen to every Tom Dick and Harry and what they have to say about
everything under the sun and outrage accordingly because lets face it, my wife
ain’t hot, job sucks and I’m outta porn. Also, to bring to your notice, if I
can be stupid enough to follow you, I can be idiot enough to pay heed to your
shit philosophy. But you know what, at
the end of the day I’m happy because atleast I’m not Mamta Kulkarni’s career. I
am an aam aadmi who wants to contribute his bit to the nation but is more than
clueless how to go about it and hence find peace in mindless protests and
outrages. I will continue to refute you because I cannot take whatever shit is
happening to my country, I want them to hang the rapists, this is my countr…o
look the new Priyanka Chopra’s ad, so hot she is!
Yours sincerely,
A responsible citizen
2 comments:
True to an extent. Why our desi Media does not make similar hue and cry in our 'Brave Jawan's' death by our enemy soldier. Does the women in the country will have liberty once the country is captured by savage masters like Pakistan or China. Is not it a more serious issue than the local crime issue, desi media is highlighting since last 2-3 fortnight. I wish we are once again slaved by much savage culture (of course China/Pakistan) than Angrej. Then girls will probably visit fearlessly to PVR???
Your posts are so thought provoking. Best part is they can so easily be misinterpreted and sarcasm at places may be misread and serious stuff can be taken as sarcasm. That is a very unique way of writing. I am not a voracious reader. But you are the first I have come across who writes in this manner and that too so beautifully. The market for such pieces may be small, but that is the market to look for. Don't care how people take it, I know you don't. Lovely, magnificent. You go girl!
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